Friday, September 28, 2007

I Love the Rain!


It's pouring rain.
I wanna go out and walk in it.

I love the sound of it pecking at my window.

The soft splats it makes on the soaked pavement is soothing.

Coming straight down.

A torrential rain.

Wet.

A lake-filled parking lot.

Rain boots

Wet hems.
Tornadoes
Hurricanes
Storms
Thunderstorms
Tsunami
Showers
Drizzles
Flashfloods
Rain
Wet faces, wet hands, wet bodies, wet hair
Umbrellas
Raincoats, flapping ones, tied ones, tan, red, black, and blue. Oh, green too. and maybe brown
Garden rain.
Plants smiling.
Trees lifting lofty branches to the rain.
Sun hiding.
Clouds, dark, black, covering the blue sky.
Streaked lightning, greased lightning, cloud lightning, close lightning, sheet lightning, jagged lightning.
Roaring, rolling, pototo wagon thunder.
Refreshing, cool, damp rain.
Spring rain.
Summer rain.
Autumn rain.
Winter rain?
Blinding rain.
Wet grass
Wet heads
Wet ground
Wet feet
Full springs
Banks overflowing
Water everywhere.

Rain.



Driving in rain hints:
  • Stay out of puddles; they can hide potholes and flood your brakes.
  • If spray from on oncoming vehicle blinds you, grip the wheel firmly, stay off the brake, and be ready to brake when the view is clear.
  • Stay below posted speed limits
  • To avoid hydroplaning, try to drive in the tracks of the car in front of you.
  • Avoid braking heavily.

Quote:
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.


Blessings

Thursday, September 27, 2007

More Conference Thoughts . . .


  1. ACFW is the premier of all inspirational writing conferences.
  2. What other place can a novice writer find encouragement, admonition, and strength to keep on keeping on?
  3. I learned how to plot more serious conflicts for my characters. All I can say is wow!
  4. I met some terrific writers!
  5. Brandt Dodson is a great speaker and a friendly person.
  6. Cynthia Hickey is a wonderful new friend! And has a brand new contract! Yeah!
  7. Pam Hillman is just as sweet as last year!
  8. I learned more about layering my novels.
  9. Dallas is a busy place.
  10. Dallas is a friendly place.
  11. I don't want to live in Dallas!
  12. James Scott Bell is a funny person.
  13. Chip McGregor is a sarcastic person; but he's also friendly and approachable.
  14. It's fun to be with famous people. Grin.
  15. It was great to meet Mary and Shar and Angie!
  16. I love Starbucks coffee.
  17. Love dining like a "big shot." Grin.
  18. My favorite classes? The suspense ones, plus Krista's late night "hello" class. Oh, and the early bird sessions.
  19. It's okay not to plot extensively.
  20. Going back next year!



Safety tips for women:
  • If you're ever thrown into the trunk of a car (Heaven forbid!), kick out the back lights and stick your arm out and start waving like crazy!
  • Keep alert: know where you are and what's going on around you.
  • Watch the body language: head up, swing your arms, stand straight!
  • Don't be at the wrong place at the wrong time! No alley walks or bad neighborhoods!
  • Don't just sit in your car working on the checkbook or making a list. Too easy for someone to get in the passenger side! Lock doors and leave!
  • Keep your eyes on cars around you. Watch for loitering people. GO back inside and ask for someone to walk you to the car.
  • Don't take empty stairs; use the elevator!



Quote:
Communication means a sharing together of what you really are. With the stethoscope of love you listen until you hear the heartbeat of the other. --Bartlett and margaret Hess

Blessings!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Still Bouncing!


ACFW conference was totally awesome! On my writing group loop they're commenting on all the things they learned while there (or from those who went). Here's my list for you to scan over! Grin.
  1. Sometimes you don't make the right choices. The car we chose to drive gave us trouble. Why? have no idea. Can't see any reason why God allowed it. Made our trip longer. Good thing we don't know all, huh? Might not have wanted to know the reason!
  2. Sometimes you don't make the right choices. That's right. I already said that! But it goes for choosing agents, too. Don't really think the agent I talked to and I got off on the right wave length, but who knows? Maybe I should have followed my instincts . . .
  3. Editors are people. Yeah, they really are. My editor choice this year was a tough one, but from get-go, we tuned in together. AND I got another invitation to submit a proposal! Yeah! That's another step in the right direction. Someday, I'll get there.
  4. Things turn around. Sometimes you think something isn't working when it really is. We get to choose tables to sit at for meals (they're hosted by different agents and editors and others). One I chose for a meal didn't seem to be working out, but at the last minute, did.
  5. Writers are nice people. Of course, I'm prejudiced, but it could be I'm right, too! Met some new friends and talked to some old ones.
  6. I'm almost there! Had this reaffirmed once again. My paid critiquer said that. Make a few logistical corrections and . . . Closer, people, closer. I can almost feel that contract!
  7. I've got a really super hubby!I How many husbands fuss at the time a writer spends at the computer, traveling, researching, money spent out (this is a business, you know!), and all sorts of other things. NOT mine. He's so great to take the time to go with me. Love that guy!
  8. Learned some things . . . classes and information, and chats, and meetings, invitations, opportunities, and all kinds of things . . . all part of the learning process in writing.
I'm so grateful for this once-a-year opportunity. Thanks to all who prayed for me. Now to work to take advantage of all these invitations!




Hints to help keep you safe:
  • When driving, don't line your car up with the one next to you so that your doors are parellel. Stagger your car's position.
  • Don't make eye contact.
  • Try your best to time your arrival at a light so that you can coast on through. Don't stop unless you have to.
  • Consider taking some kind of protection training with attributes.

Quote
The only thing that can beat fear is the confidence gained from experience.

Blessings!

Friday, September 14, 2007

Stole My Heart


I love most flowers. There's not too many I can name off the top of my head that I positively dislike. Favorites always stay the same; some fade out while others get a new look from my eyes.

This year, what took my heart?

Petunia Flower
The common petunia. Granted, it must have been a creeping kind, cause it stayed close to the dirt and spread beautifully. Lovely blossoms. I fell in love.

Now I've always loved geraniums. I know they're common and lots of people don't like them. But I do. I've tried to grow them the last two years and they refuse. It could be they don't like the soil where I've got them, or maybe there's another reason. But grow they won't.

And my coral-colored impatiens--sigh. Last year the two spots where I planted bunches of them did wonderful! This year, they wilted and pouted all summer--under the tree where I have the one bunch. The other ones did fine. Errgh!

What am I getting at? Am I thriving where I'm planted? Am I making the most of my talents and gifts? Am I watering them appropriately? Or am I straining at growing in the wrong areas?

We'll see . . .


More next week . . . Oh, yes, leaving Tuesday for ACFW writing conference. Wish me well, and if you want, say a prayer! Thanks!



Quote:
The beautiful part of writing is that you don't have to get it right the first time, unlike, say, a brain surgeon. --Robert Cormier


Weekend blessings!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Flash Fiction . . . Yeah, Right!


You heard of it? It's an abbreviated version of a story. Maybe, oh, say . . 100, 150 words. Someone on a writing loop recently mentioned it. I even read a story and the writer did a fantastic job of getting her point across.

But, me? Nope. Afraid not. I'm "too wordy" . . . sometimes. Too "in love with my words." That's the advice I get back by "those in the know." In other words, other writers who've decided they can "critique."

What kind of critique is that? I mean, I'm a writer. I broadcast to each and every person who'll listen a second. There's nothing I like to talk more about than writing! Wordy? Someone needs to make sure their head's screwed on right.

Aren't writer's suppose to write? Aren't they suppose to love words? Aren't they suppose to get their points across?

Here are some rules I've had to learn since picking up the pen (computer) again:
  • POV - don't jump from one person's view to another (unless, of course, you change scenes.) I want to tell you, almost every secular writer I've read after does this. Few don't!
  • Adverbs and (sometimes) adjectives are bad words. No! (slap of the hand) No!
  • By all means, never use the words "seem" "was" or "felt." If you do, you'd better just make sure you don't have two in one chapter.
  • There should never be more than three, preferably two, sentences that begin with the protagonist's name on one page. Same for the word "she/he."
  • You must learn to use variety in your sentence structure. Independent, dependent, simple, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Enough said?
  • "I can't believe you used a word that ends with "ing." You are an outcast! Archaic! Unlearned!
  • Cut out all unnecessary things that don't move the plot along? If that's the case, why ask for subplots and more subplots? Huh?
. . . and tons more a hard working writer's gotta learn.

My biggest problems now? Probably the plotting and disaster areas. Mysteries? Not too much problem. Romance? Now that's a different story . . . Flash fiction? Someday, maybe.

Now that I've done my whining for the day--back to writing and learning to pare those words!
Another day, another mile . . . er . . . chapter.


Want to have your home smelling scrumptious? Try these hints:
  • Scented Potpourri: sprinkle in baskets, terracotta pots or teacups! Spread thru home, in view or hidden. Your choice!
  • Air fresheners! Unashamedly they are a great way to spread that beloved smell.
  • Scented candles: perfection.
  • Homemade goodies: simmering spiced tea, warm apple cider, freshly baked gingerbread cookies, or apple pie fresh from the oven. What better way?


Quote:
A man of courage is not ashamed to admit his faults, failures and sins.



Blessings!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

The Horror of It All


Did I catch your attention? I hope so. Cause I got this terrific idea this morning for a book. Listen, my children, and you shall . . . oops, wrong line.

Hubby has been going crazy the last few weeks. Seriously. He declares he smells an "off" smell between the kitchen and the utility room. I can't smell it. I heard him asking Son No. Two last night if he smelled it. I couldn't say for sure, but don't believe Son No. Two answered, meaning, in my interpretation, that he didn't.
Human nose in profile


And to make matters worse, hubby insists that it's moving into the living room.

I had to laugh this morning because . . . all of a sudden this great light shone . . . no, that's not what happened . . . this idea just loomed into my brain. This scenario would make a wonderfully scary novel. It could go two ways:

  1. Creepy Smell Slowly Invades Entire House including the people, and can't be stopped. Maybe even have it take over a whole town. Who knows how terrible it can get? Title: "The Smelling House."
  2. Obsessive person goes slowly mad over a smell he thinks he smells--but no one else can smell. (Sort of E. A. Poe-ish type of story.) How about: "The Smell"?

Anyhow, it sounds fascinating. The only problem is: I don't write horror, don't like it (too scary for me--I'm too emotional. Laugh). Sigh. So I guess I'll have to give up that brilliant idea . . . unless, I can somehow incorporate that into a cozy. Hmmm. I wonder . . .

If you don't hear from me ever again, you'll know we've really and truly been invaded by . . . THE SMELL.

I'll keep you posted on hubby's state of mind.



Have trouble understanding what you're reading? Especially technical stuff? Read on for some good hints to help with that:
  • Concentrate while reading the text. Don’t let your mind wander.
  • Read only as fast as you can understand. Reread sections that are unclear.
  • Read for understanding as well as to retain facts.
  • Always monitor what you understand and remember before you move on.
  • Make notes in the margins.
  • Highlight ONLY the important points.
  • Distinguish special cases or situations from more generic information.




Quote:
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pockets!


Blessings!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

HOW TO STAY YOUNG


1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.

2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever Your home is your refuge .

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.





More ways to keep you young!

Face
Mix equal parts of water and cider vinegar to cleanse and tone your skin.

Substitute baby oil for facial cleansing cream.

Mix foundation and moisturizer (50/50) and dab on with a sponge. It will give a translucent, more natural look.

Throw away your shaving cream! Much too expensive! Hair conditioner works much better and is much cheaper!

Feet
To soften, heat enough vegetable oil to cover the feet. Massage in thoroughly up to the ankles. Then wrap each foot in a hot wet towel (wrung out until damp). Leave in place for 10 minutes.

Hair
Spray cologne on towel-dried hair before blow drying.

Apply cold cream to scalp, bind with plastic wrap and allow to nourish head for 20 minutes. Forget the fancy hot oil treatment!

Liver Spots
Rub brown areas on hands and face with castor oil two or three times a day.



Quote:
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

Blessings

Friday, September 07, 2007

Don't Get Bit!


(Funny? Yeah. Cruel? Of course. But a lesson here, too. Read, take heart, and learn.)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

  • Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
  • Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
  • Live simply and appreciate what you have.
  • Give more.
  • Expect less


Later . . .

Adopted wild burro



The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

The
Moral?
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your rear, it always comes back to bite you.



Quote:
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. -- Robert Green Ingersoll

Blessings.

Thursday, September 06, 2007

THE OLD PHONE (Information Please)

(A friend emailed this to me. I loved the feel of nostalgia in it. Thought you'd enjoy it.)

1896 Telephone (Sweden)


When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person. Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she did not know. Information Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.

My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer, the pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.

I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway. The telephone! Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information, please." I said into the mouthpiece just above my head. A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.

"Information."

"I hurt my finger. . ." I wailed into the phone, the tears came readily enough now that I had an audience.

"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.

"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.

"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.

"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."

"Can you open the icebox?" she asked.

I said I could.

"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.

After that, I called "Information Please" for everything. I asked her for help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was. She helped me with my math. She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught in the park just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.

Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary, died. I called, "Information Please" and told her the sad story. She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was not consoled. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"

She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Wayne, always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."

Somehow I felt better.

Another day I was on the telephone and called, "Information Please."

"Information," said in the now familiar voice.

"How do I spell fix?" I asked.

All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I missed my friend very much. "Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall. As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me.

Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.

A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle. I had about a half-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."

Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well. "Information."

I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please tell me how to spell fix?"

There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."

I laughed, "So it's really you," I said. "I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"

I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me. I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."

I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.

"Please do", she said. "Just ask for Sally."

Three months later I was back in Seattle. A different voice answered, "Information." I asked for Sally.

"Are you a friend?" she said.

"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.

"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said. "Sally had been working part-time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago."

Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute, did you say your name was Wayne?"

"Yes." I answered.

"Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you called.

Let me read it to you." The note said, "Tell him there are other worlds to sing in. He'll know what I mean."

I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.

Never underestimate the impression you may make on others.
Whose life have you touched today?



Lifting you on eagle's wings. May you find the joy and peace you long for.
Life is a journey ... NOT a guided tour.



Our boys loved to read (and be read to) before they went to school. How to succeed at instilling that love into their little hearts?
  • Let them read as much as possible. (Daily!)
  • There are lots of things to read: signs, mail, newspapers, magazines, recipes, directions on a box, grocery lists, etc.
  • Make it a game to read with your child.
  • Reread the same book; children love it.


Quote:
Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication because youth is sweet and they are growing. --Aristotle



Blessings!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The Perfect IQ


Did you know:

Coconut Palm (Cocos nucifera)
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for . . . blood plasma?

No piece of paper can be folded in half . . . more than seven times! (go ahead and try it! I'll wait.)




Donkeys kill more people annually . . . than plane crashes.

Oak trees don't produce acorns until they are . . . 50 years of age or older.



A modern packet of Wrigley's Doublemint


The first product to have a bar code was . . . Wrigleys gum.

Ameican Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each of their salads served first class.


Cloud structure in Venus' atmosphere, revealed by ultraviolet observations


Venus is the only planet that . . . rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from . . . dead skin!

Walt Disney was afraid of . . . mice.



Inexpensive, button-shape cultured freshwater pearls used in a necklace and bracelet.


Pearls melt in . . . vinegar.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

A duck's quake doesn't echo--and no one knows why!

Three toothbrushes
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (Yuk!)

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton. (hmmm.)

And the last . . .

Closeup head-on view of a common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina), taken near the St. Lawrence River in northern New York State


Turtles can breathe through their -- uh, behind.





More Homemade Helpful Hints:
Lost a contact lenses? Darken the room as much as possible, then shine a flashlight over the floor. The lens should glow.

Need a pick-me-up? Use two clean dry bathtowels; douse them with your favorite cologne and toss in dryer for 3 minutes. Rub them vigorously over your body. Damp skin will absorb the fragrance.

To get rid of dead skin--rub a small amount of Miracle Whip (not mayonnaise) into your skin and let it sit for a few minutes. Massage, then rub off. Good for feet, elbows, knees and face.

Face?
Equal parts of water and cider vinegar to cleanse and tone skin.
Baby oil for facial cleansing cream.
Hair conditioner works better and is cheaper than shaving cream!




Quote:

Those who sow courtesy reap friendship; and those who plant kindness gather love.


Blessings

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Magic of Aging!

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?"
"I'm four and a half!"
You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens--now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?"
"I'm gonna be 16!"
You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life. You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. (He TURNED; we had to throw him out.) There's no fun now, you're just a sour dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21,
You TURN 30,
Then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes--it's all slipping away.

Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle:
you HIT lunch;
you TURN 4:30;
you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!




Some hints to keep you young! Smile:

After Bath Splash
Fill a plant mister with your favorite after bath splash. You can spritz yourself from head to toe without wasting a drop.

Bath
Add a capful of perfume to your bath water. Soak in the scented water for ten minutes.

Dead Skin
Rub a small amount of Miracle Whip (not mayonnaise) into your skin and let it dry a few minutes. While your skin is still slightly moist, massage it vigorously with your fingertips. You'll be surprised at how much dead skin will roll right off. This treatment is very good for feet, elbows, knees and face.

Eyelashes
Your eyelashes will grower thicker and long if, every night before retiring, you rub lashes with castor oil.

Eyes
Before retiring, apply castor oil around your eyes. Make sure it is the odorless form. Plastic surgeons use this on their patients following surgery.



Quote:
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways with an old-dog-astride-a-lifelong-old-horse body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming woo-hoo, what a ride! --author unknown.



Blessings

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