The Tiny Cabin
Here's a fun one that came from a West Virginian! Enjoy!
A social worker from a big city in New York recently transferred to the mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life.
Intrigued she went up and knocked on the door. "Anybody home?"
"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.
"Is your pa there?"
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.
"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.
"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.
"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. --Hannah Moore