Monday, August 03, 2009

Good for a Laugh

Some great perks for all my good friends . . .

reaching 50
over 60
and heading towards 70 . . .

  • Kidnappers aren't very interested in you.
  • In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
  • No one expects you to run--anywhere.
  • People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
  • People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
  • There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

  • Things you buy now won't wear out.
  • You can eat supper at 4 p.m.
  • You can live without sex but not your glasses.
  • You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
  • You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
  • You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
  • You sing along with elevator music.

  • Your eyes won't get much worse.
  • Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.'
  • Your joints are more accurate meterorologists than the national weather service.
  • Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
  • Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageble size.

Love all you guys!

Never try to tell everything you know; it may take too short a time. --Norman Ford


1 comment:

Roseanna M. White said...

Okay, these were HILARIOUS. (Even if I am still on the near side of 30;-)

Sunday Sunshine:

To everything there is a season,  and a time to every purpose under the heaven. --Ecclesiastes 1: 1 A purpose for living. A p...