Your kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good.. Coming home is better!
names, but it's okay because other people forgot they even knew you.
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything . . . especially golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care
to do, but you really do care that you
don't care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed.
It's called "pre-sleep".
~You miss the days when everything worked with
just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~You tend to use more four letter words:
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry,
it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in
stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver
~You have three sizes of clothes in your
closet of which two you will never wear.
But Old is good in some
things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!
Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have
I may not agree with all of this, but it's fun stuff anyhow!
Blessings, dear friends.