Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Lack of Proofreading Fiascos

Hilarious Titles: Doesn't Anyone Proofread anymore?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 
Wow; he's miraculous!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says 
No,do you really think so?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
Now that's taking things a bit far! 


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 
What a guy! 


Miners Refuse to Work after Death 
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! 


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 
See if that works any better than a fair trial! 


War Dims Hope for Peace 
I can see where it might have that effect! 


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile 
Ya think?! 


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures 
Who would have thought! 


Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 
They may be on to something! 


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges 
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 


Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 
He probably IS the battery charge! 


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 
Weren't they fat enough?! 


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
That's what he gets for eating those beans! 


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 
Do they taste like chicken? 


Local High School; Dropouts Cut in Half 
Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 
Boy, are they tall!


Blessings!

4 comments:

Sherry Carter said...

Oh my gosh! Thanks for the laugh!!

Elaine Stock said...

I came by to look into your Twitter name and stumbled across this. Wow--this is hysterical. Thanks for the needed LOL moment.

Caroline said...

So glad you ladies enjoyed it. I laugh everytime I read it. :)

Patty Kyrlach said...

These are hilarious, Carole! We really need to check and re-check our words.