One of life's mysteries
is how a two pound box of candy
can make a woman gain FIVE pounds!
I don't understand.
I'll never comprehend.
Could it be the box
that entices the recipient to partake?
Or it just might be the smell emanating from said box.
No, I think it's the color of the delights inside the box.
Or better yet, the fillings!
Can we say, "The devil made me do it?"
Or "The temptation was just too great?"
Or maybe even blame it on "I'm addicted to chocolate."
I'll be back in a sec . . .
I've got to sample just
one . . .
more . . .