Old Folks are Worth a Fortune!
with SILVER in their hair
GOLD in their teeth
STONES in their kidneys
LEAD in their feet
GAS in their stomachs.
One female said, "I've become more social with the passing of the years: some might even call me a frivolous old gal. I'm seeing FIVE gentlemen:
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Charley Horse comes along, and when he leaves . . .
Aruthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.
(He doesn't stay in one place very long so he akes me from joint to joint)
After such a big day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with--
What a life!
P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him I do--all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, 'What am I here after?' "