Old Friends

Your kids are becoming you......but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going out is good.. Coming home is better!
~You forget names, but it's okay because other people forgot they even knew you.

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything . . . especially golf.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you  
  don't care to do them anymore.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more four letter words: "what?"    "when?"

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~You have three sizes of clothes in your closet of which two you will never wear.

But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!



It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived.

I may not agree with all of this, but it's fun stuff anyhow!
Blessings, dear friends.